I thought it would be a good idea to post the world's slimmest mp3 player. It's just 5mm thick. I'm not lying this actually exists. The chinese company which used to be newman (my bad) now called newsmy sells this sexy device for 269 yuan for the 2 gigabyte version, and 299 yuan for the 4 gigabyte version. Translated to american money comes to around 44 dollars for the 2 gig, and around 50 for the 4 gig one.
http://66.102.1.132/translate_c?hl=en&u=http://www.newsmy.com/shop/list.asp%3Fid%3D1213&rurl=translate.google.com&usg=ALkJrhhIew9v11j3ZSCl5xI-6F6ZnO1Bsg (link to official purchase page (translated)

WATS THIS